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Married men near Augusta nervous on learning Tiger Woods has mojo back (via Kicking Sport)

Reports that Tiger Woods is back to his best have left married men extremely nervous in the Augusta region of the US.

With the Masters due to start on Thursday, news of Woods being on top form was the last thing that guys in the area wanted to hear, although Woods might of course get distracted by playing golf.

Dennis, happily married for ten years and father of three, confirmed: “I’m a bit edgy about this week.

“Normally I’d traipse around the course yelling ‘COME ON TIGER’ and ‘GET IN THE HOLE’ but I’m really worried he’ll misunderstand me.

“Usually I’ll take the family down to watch the golf for a day but this year everyone’s gonna stay locked up for the weekend.”


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